Bernanke: Thank you Lord for keeping me safe from Rick Perry and the Tea Party crazies who threatened to kill me for printing money.
Merkel: I can think of 5 good reasons you shouldn't tap my phone!
Sebelius: It's true! I finally got promoted to my own level of incompetency.
Heins: Unless your phone looks like a small jewelry box, you'll never look as gay as me!
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